This is a Start!!
Cover the bathroom with pictures of my friends.
Write letters to people you haven't seen in ages and invite them all to stay at your place.
Redecorate the street sign so that all traffic will end up in the water.
Steal a map of the city and try your hardest not to follow it.
Borrow someone's heart for just an hour.
Play soccer with 3 goals and no referee.
Cross out words like truth, oppresion and boredom in every dictionary.
Change your identity with someone for a week or two.
Rob a bank and burn the money. Money sucks!
Organise a wildcatstrike at your job or at your school.
Drop everything and go to that one place in the world that you have always wanted to go regardless of bullshit considerations and excuses.
Steal books and distribute them to strangers.
Go to art museums and sneak your own work into displays.
Play acoustic versions of Angry Samoan's songs at posh cafes.
Run for every public election in your town and stress the qualifications that you don't have.
Give library cards to all of your friends as a gift.
Get all of your friends to go into burger king, order water and take as many seats as possible for as long as possible, do this everyday right before lunch time.
Change the time on all clocks that you encounter, at people's houses, in public places, etc.
Alter all the street signs your town area with names of places in the world which are currently in a state of war, scene of atrocity, or subject to violent oppression.
Stuff the suggestions box at your nearest video store demanding that all of the Debord films should be available for rental.
Recommend that Henry Miller be required reading in all high schools.
Write 'this will be your death' on every peice of money that passes through your hands.
Spend more time naked.
Call every crappy rado station and demand that they play more G. G. Allin.
If you are in a band, never play the same place twice until you have played everywhere once.
On any first date, make it the mission of the to get you both arrested for something embarassing and stupid, don't let your date in on this plan.
If you see people chasing pigeons, chase and pretend to kick them.
Laugh a lot more.
If you have something stupid to say, make sure that it gets said. Loud.
Celebrate every holiday from all countries and cultures.
Bathe in public fountains, particurly ones in front of commercial or municipal buildings.
Falsify invitations to art exhibitions and pass out to homeless people.
Reinvent and make up new and exciting games.
Drift.
Squat a church, everyone should have their own cathedral.
-The Black Mask Sub-committee of Violence and passion
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